January 2012
Even though tryouts were just as hard as I imagined (in fact, they were harder.) I had a really good time.
Yay, I’m no longer in a lacrosse rut.
Lacrosse tryouts are tomorrow.
Usually I would be so happy and excited and have been to conditioning and have practiced like the usual lacrosse player. (because lax is just so awesome) But I feel so indifferent about this season, I’m scared.
Last year my coach went bat shit crazy. I have no idea why, but she did and lacrosse was not enjoyable at all. She yelled for no reason, made us...
I love late night ridiculousness.
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“I don’t need you to be my girlfriend. Just cuddle with me, let me kiss you and...”
– (via dudeisthatyourmom)
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All content of tumblr will be blocked if you don't...
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“Why would someone assume I’m a friend of Ellen just because I’m manish and...”
– Sue Sylvester
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frodoshoot:
“fuck me” the teenage virgin whispers at the computer monitor while reblogging a picture of an attractive band member
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This is scary accurate.
gettingdowntobrasstacks:
Taurus woman is funny and a jolly person. Square facial bone structure, high cheek bone. Her round big eyes sparkle with wit and curiosity. You will not see many round faces Taurus women, and mainly she will have a strong jaw line.
If she gets really mad at you, you will suddenly become a totally and completely stranger to her.
She loves animals and likes to be...
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“her legs, her lovely live legs, were not too close together, and when my hand...”
– Vladimir Nabokov, Lolita
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What's this "Valentine's day" every keeps speaking...
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What you really said: I think serial killers are interesting.
What they think you said: I'm going to become a serial killer and murder all of you in the most brutal ways possible and then use your heads as lamp shades and cook your livers for a nice tasty snack.
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