March 2011
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My Wife & Kids
JR: Man, you never let me have any fun; I can't smoke pot, I can't join a gang, I can't carry a gun and now when we finally have a blackout, you won't let me go looting. Dang, I can't wait until I turn 30 so I can move out.
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Some People Are Just Born with Sex Appeal .
adwoaissohot:
mentally-fit:
And then There is Me.
I don’t know what this means. Panda bears are hot. Like me.
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Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
bulletsandkisses-:
idontkeepupwithmywords:
gublersoupisyummy:
c-o-l-f-e-r:
I love my mom.
I am risking nothing
DDDDDDDDDDDD:
i have reblogged this like four times.
F MY LIFE, I REBLOGGED THIS 3 TIMES ALREADY, >.>
why do people fucking make these!
I hate you
That awkward moment when you start telling a story...
bulletsandkisses-:
haha worst feeling -___-
LOOOL
Happens to me all the time “/
USA lost many lives on 9-11-2001 and now Japan has...
gossipkid:
found this on facebook…
got me really wondering???
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I'm wacthing Aladdin and it is BEAST!
Genie: rick 'em rack 'em rock 'em rake! stick that sword into that snake!
Jafar: You stay out of it!!
Genie: Jafar, Jafar he's our man, if he can't do it GREAT!!!
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This year JULY has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5...
andrewskis:
MONEY.
Only reblogging because I’m a greedy bitch who wants money.
MORE MONEY FOR MY TATTOO, BITCHES
MONEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. lol the gifs
I like MONEY.
might as well.
wait.. MONEY?!
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I want to go to a party.
nostopmakingsense:
Not a birthday party or a friends party where you just stay up all night and eat snacks and watch Mean Girls. No. Like, a real party. The type of parties you see on t.v where people get drunk and crash through sliding doors and shit.
I need connections.
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X is gonna equal me kicking your ass.
[Eric is pretending to tutor Kelso in math but is really going to be spending the weekend with Donna]
Kitty: Are you even good at math?
Red: What is the square root of X?
Eric: I can't answer that?
Red: Ah-ha!
Eric: No, X is only a variable and when you square root it, you will get a another variable or X?
Red: Is that right?
Kitty: Sounds good.
Eric: So, I can go?
Red: You can go, but I'll be watching the news. And if anything gets vandalized, or explodes, or catches on fire, X is gonna equal me kicking your ass.
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“I want to be like a Kardashian. I want a TV show and a fragrance. It will be...”
– Lauren, Glee
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when you see something you like at the store
-brokenheartsparade:
brittany-carel:
you approach your mom like:
and she looks at you like:
and you show it to her with a smile:
then shes all like:
then you look at her like:
and shes like:
and when she finally says yes your like:
I usually hate these things but this is so accurate.
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I LOVE ARTIE & PUCK
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Party Like it's 1999
coolstorybitch:
If you played with Barbies,
Polly Pockets,
Beanie Babies,
Tamagotchi,
Slip N’ Slide,
And Satan Furbies,
Listened to the Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears, NSync and the Spice Girls
On Hit Clips, a Boom Box, or a Walkman,
Collected and traded Pokemon cards,
Wrote with Gel Pens,
Wore butterfly clips,
And Snap Bracelets,
And remember watching...
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My mother just told me that when I was younger I...
I’m beast
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