My Name Is Cheryl & I love:
indie rock. people who can booty pop. denise. alexis. hawaiian sweet rolls. history. mina in cold blood. chemistry. my sock monkey hat. mountain dew. that 70’s show. asians. skinny jeans. timothy delaghetto. never doing my french homework. feng. peanut butter. cap’n crunch. finding vandalized signs. my vampire diaries poster. cosmo. the old britney spears. puck. fleece jackets....
I’m married, I don’t give a crap what I look like.– George Lopez
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You want to know what I like? I like having the ability to wake up in the morning I like having the ability to use my legs I like being warm I like to eat a nice, hot meal I like being able to watch my favorite shows I like having hair I like listening to music I like having a house I like having a mom who loves me I like having money so I can buy stuff We each know what we like, now...
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